how do you get yourself in this situation?
I want to print out this picture
and tape it up on my bathroom mirror
so that every time I start to feel like I’m fucking up my entire life
I can look at it and go
“at least you’re not that guy”
fun fact: hippos run as fast as horses and can kill crocodiles in one bite (well…mortally wound, but still)
have fun, motherfucker